when you the oldest one on thanksgiving
I feel like he didn’t set this up
Well, you know…shit.
why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing
you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.
On a scale from zero to American society, how much do you hate women and children
Dr. Willie Parker, who is trained as a gynecologist and OBGYN, is a hero for the pro-choice movement because he’s honest about the undiscussed aspects of getting (or not getting) an abortion. Watch how he gives a consultation.
That last statement about regret is so important, because so many people don’t understand what it is or what causes it. Anti-choicers exploit this by manipulating pregnant people and creating doubt, which only increases the likelihood of regret, no matter what decision the pregnant person makes. You know what is best for you, even if it takes some time to figure it out.
jake “i’ve read fifteen books” peralta revealing that he’s been reading the harry potter books because amy “fifty is not a lot. wait. did you say fifteen?” santiago loves them so much and them subsequently geeking out about it is the HEALTHIEST thing
I can’t believe Brooklyn 99 invented healthy relationships
if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it
mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?
mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.
mary, about to invent the miracle of christ: oh, haven’t you heard?
if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch
Our neighbor didn’t die, he was just needed someplace else.
He took a moment that was about recognizing him and turned it into a moment to recognize everyone who was there and everyone who made it possible for him to do what he does. If you want a perfect example of why he is so fondly remembered and such a great person, it’s tough to find a better one than this.
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